April Fool

April Fool's Day and already the victim of a prank...everybody knows I am utterly handless with anything mechanical - anything that works with an engine, has cogs, nuts, bolts or moving parts and I am mystified. A flat tyre is my idea of a Rocky Horror Show...'Elizabeth, see your front tyre is flat. Cannae drive on it either... You'll need to change it.'

I dash out to have a look and everybody creases up. I hope that's the least of my troubles today.